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E SPEAKING. -I'M DEFENDING MYSELF FROM - CFJNQTWZ/ $')-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - HI YA DUDE! DON'T SMASH RESET,'CAUSE HERE COME THE TOP EIGHT JOKES. BUT FIRST ABOUT THE CRETIDS. THIS SCREEN WAS MADE AT THE SORELL'S HOME. THERE WERE A LOT OF CRAZY FREAKS THERE. OH, WAT THE HECK WAS THAT?? GOSH.. IT'S ONLY H.I.C. WRITING A PIECE OF MUZAK(??) ON THE SORELL'S AMIGA. THEN IT'S CHIPOO TURN TO SIT BEFORE THE MONITOR, WITH BLOODSHAT EYES, AND CODE WITH "SEKA". PAH! WHAT A BORE! THERE'S ONLY TWO MACHINES!! -YEAHHH! LOOK AT THOSE MATCHBOX CARS! -CRIES JEAN. - WROOOM... LOOK HOW THEY GO!!!! OFF IS SITTING IN ONE CORNER, PLAYING WITH LEGO, YOU CAN'T BOTHER HIM! GREAT, WATCH: H.I.C. IS ATTACKING ROBI'S B-WING WITH A TIE-FIGHTER.. BZZZZT, GOES THE LASER (OUR COOL CONTACT). GUYS , HOW ABOUT CONTROLING THE LENGHT OF GIRLS SKIRTS WITH RASTERS. AND NOW COME SOME JEAN'S JOKES!!! 1, HOW DOU YOU CHOOSE THE TWO STUPIDEST COPS FROM A THOUSAND? - RANDOMLY - 2, TWO COPS ARE SPEAKING. -I'M DEFENDING MYSELF FROM AIDS! -HOW? -I BOUGHT SOME CONDOMS. I ALWAYS WEARING THEM, I ONLY REMOVE THEM, WHEN I FUCK 3, HOW DID THE COP FREEZE IN THE FRONT OF THE "WHORE HOUSE"?? - HE WAS WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO TURN GREEN!! - 4, HOW DOES 30 RUMANIANS FIT INTO ONE CAR?? - PUT IN SOME MEAT, AND YOU'WILL FIND AUT!! - 5, HEY MISTER! ARE YOU A COP? -NO!, I WAS JUST STEARING. 6, WHY DOES THE POLICEMAN SMILE, WHEN THERE IS A FLASH OF LIGHTNING?? - 'CAUSE HE THINKS, HE IS BEING PHOTOGRAPHED. - 7, THE ANIMALS ARE RUNNING FROM THE FOREST. -WHY ARE YOU RUNNING, BEAR? - ASKS THE RABBIT. -THE COMMIES ARE COMMING, THEY ARE GONNA TAKE MY FUR COAT. -WHY ARE YOU RUNNING, SNAIL? - ASKS THE RABBIT. -THE COMMIES ARE COMMING, THEY WILL COMMUNISE MY HOUSE. -WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING, FOX? - ASKS THE RABBIT. -WELL, I'M RED I'M SLY, I MIGHT EVEN BECOME THE PARTY CHAIRMAN 8, TWO COPS FIND A MIRROR. ONE OF THEM LOOKS INTO IT. -WHAT A FAMILIAR FACE. THE OTHER ONE TAKES IT AND LOOKS INTO IT. -YOU FOOL! THAT IS ME! HAHHAHAHAHAH !! I HOPE YA REALLY LIKED MY JOKES! CONTACT ME! (AMIGA , C64 , AND JOKE-SWAPPING) JEAN OF FBI CREW - CSERNOCH JANOS - MAUTNER SANDOR STR.26 - 1135 BUDAPEST - HUNGARY - RING RING: 0036 1 200772 GREETINGS FROM BUDAPEST! BYE BYE! -